Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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