I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
my poor anus
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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