brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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