:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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