Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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