im having a threesome with these popsicles
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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