Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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