i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
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