going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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