I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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