I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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