what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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