she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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