3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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