is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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