I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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