Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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