So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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