Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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