No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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