Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
