So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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