Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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