none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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