Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
this will be a night to untag.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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