found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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