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used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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