i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
they need to just BURY HIM!
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Randomize
