8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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