it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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