I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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