What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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