My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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