I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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