what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Randomize
