This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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