so explain again why im purple
no
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
i out mim tonsoeep
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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