I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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