Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Randomize
