she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
