It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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