why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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