So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
