K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
We left an ass print on the piano.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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