I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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