so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
