Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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