fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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