ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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