Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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