So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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