so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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