I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
