She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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