Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
did i just pee glitter
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